Thursday, March 23, 2017

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Amy Schumer's Boyfriend Did WHAT When She Gave Him A Blowjob??

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 07:06 PM PDT

Boy, this is a mouthful...

In the May issue of British Glamour, cover girl Amy Schumer discusses everything from her insanely successful career, to her budding relationship with boyfriend Ben Hanisch.

While things are going well between the actress and the furniture designer, that doesn't mean their bedroom romps are always a slam dunk.

On the morning of the interview, the Inside Amy Schumer star reveals she and her boo got intimate, but he wasn't exactly in the mood. She says:

"I went down on Ben this morning and he yawned. It was an accident, but we were both just dying laughing... I'm happy, but obviously I was like, 'Fuck you!'"

When it comes to oral sex, the funny lady likes to get in, and get out!

"When I'm down there, if it's more than a minute, it's his birthday or something... But this morning it just happened—and then he yawned and it was a great excuse to stop."

Jokes aside, the 35-year-old can't help but gush about her man.

"He's really cool; it's not a problem to be around any of the sorts of people who are at these events. He takes it all in his stride... But when I say, 'Shall we get out of here?,' he's like, 'Yes!' I'm so lucky that I met him. And he hadn't seen any of my work before we met."'

Although Miz Schumer is "grateful" for her fame, she isn't terribly thrilled to be a household name.

"No, I did not ever want to be famous, honestly. It didn't occur to me until it was already happening. The fame aspect is not something that appealed to me at all. And I was really kind of terrified of it... I wouldn't trade it to wait tables or whatever. I live my life; I'm grateful for everything. It's mostly just really annoying."

Amy is unfiltered 24/7!
[Image via British Glamour.]

Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Do ANAL!!!

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 06:04 PM PDT

No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!

On Thursday, Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle website goop released its second annual The Sex Issue where the publication talks about everything from the ethics of porn, to casual flings.

However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!

Related: Gwyneth Paltrow Will NEVER Eat This Animal

The brand wrote:

"First it was shocking, then it was having a cultural moment, now it's practically standard in the modern bedroom repertoire—or so a quick scan of any media, from porn to HBO, will tell you... If anal turns you on, you are definitely not alone, but its prevalence doesn't change the fact that it's the riskiest sexual behavior in terms of HIV and other STDs."

According to psychoanalyst Paul Joannides, people are not getting behind the behind as much as you'd think!

"There are some couples who enjoy anal sex a lot, maybe 10% to 15% of all straight couples. But if you ask them how often they have anal vs. vaginal intercourse, they'll say maybe they have anal one time for every five or ten times they have vaginal intercourse. We occasionally, as in once a year, hear from women who say they have anal as often as vaginal, but that's unusual. As for gay men, maybe 50% of them have anal sex and 50% don't. I don't have exact figures for hetero or homosexual couples, but a lot of gay men would far rather give and receive blowjobs than have anal sex."

The author clarifies a common misconception about the intercourse seen in porn, and the intercourse that's realistically happening in your bedroom.

"Understand that the way you see anal sex portrayed in porn is about as real as how they drive cars in the The Fast and the Furious. The anus isn't designed to have a penis thrust up it; nature did not spec it to handle incoming, as she did with the vagina... They show none of this in porn. Nor do they show communication, feedback, or trust. Couples who do not have excellent sexual communication, who don't freely give and receive feedback about what feels good and what doesn't, and who don't have a high level of trust should not be having anal sex."

If you're interested in doing the deed, do as much reading and research as you can before you and your partner get busy!

"Both of you should read all you can about it first. Spend a few weeks helping the receiving partner train her anal sphincters to relax. Make sure you and your partner have great sexual communication, trust, and that you both want to do it, as opposed to one trying to pressure the other, or not wanting to do it but doing it because you are afraid your partner will find someone else who will. Do not do it drunk or stoned, and do not use lube that numbs your anus. If it doesn't feel good when it's happening, stop."

And remember... always practice safe sex!

[Image via WENN.]

Donald Trump Tried To Fuck Emma Thompson When She Was Playing Hillary Clinton!

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 05:49 PM PDT

Emma Thompson dropped a bombshell about Donald Trump on Thursday, and she didn't even seem to realize it.

On the talk show Skavlan, the Beauty and the Beast actress told a story about how Trump had called her in her trailer while she was filming Primary Colors -- more on that later -- and offered her more "comfortable" accommodations.

Related: Melania Is Reportedly So 'Miserable' That She & Donald Have Separate Bedrooms!

When Emma had failed to grasp the thrust of the future president's offer, she says he got more straightforward:

"'Well, you know, I think we would get on very well. Maybe we could have dinner sometime.' I didn't know what to do with myself!"

Obviously, she did -- she's a woman of culture and taste, so she said NO.

And that was the end of the story, as far as Emma was concerned. You can watch the delightful star tell it all (below).

Another day, another skeezy story about Trump being a womanizer, right?

The thing is, though, Emma said she was filming the movie Primary Colors.

For those not in the know, the 1998 film was based on a bestselling book of the same name, an anonymously written roman à clef about the Clintons' misadventures on the 1992 Presidential campaign trail (it was later revealed to have been written by journalist Joe Klein who was covering the Clintons for Newsweek).

In the book, Bill and Hillary Clinton were replaced with thinly veiled "fictional" versions Jack and Susan Stanton, who were played by Emma and costar John Travolta in the film (above).

Related: Trump In New Interview: 'I'm President, And You're Not'

So essentially, Emma was playing Hillary (just check out her wardrobe and hair in the flick -- there's no mistaking it).

Moreover, Trump called Thompson IN HER TRAILER, something that -- as the actress states -- does not happen.

All this leads us to the conclusion that the future POTUS was not trying to hook up with the erudite writer/star of Sense And Sensibility; he was trying to screw the woman playing Hillary Clinton! (Years before he screwed over the real Hillary.)

What do YOU think of this theory, Perezcious readers??

[Image via CNN/Universal Pictures.]

Zayn's New Single Is Here To Overshadow Iggy Azalea!

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 04:45 PM PDT

Iggy Azalea who?

Seriously, we've already mostly forgotten the Aussie rapper's new offering (we're pretty sure it was something about butts...), and this puts the nail in the coffin.

Zayn Malik released his new song Thursday afternoon, a hot collab with PartyNextDoor called Still Got Time, and the insidious groove made us bop any other new songs released today right out of our heads!

Related: Zayn Gushes Over GF Gigi Hadid

What do YOU think, Perezcious readers??

Ch-ch-check it out (below)!

VOTE: Is Rotten Tomatoes The 'Destruction' Of Hollywood??!

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 03:59 PM PDT

Brett Ratner is no stranger to poorly reviewed films.

Critics haven't always been kind to the director and producing mogul over the years, who's helmed films that were met with tepid reception, like X-Men: The Last Stand and The Family Man.

While the Hollywood veteran has plenty of respect for all the pretentious film critics out there, he made it clear that mass-scale movie review aggregators are ruining Hollywood.

Related: Iron Fist Star Blames Donald Trump For Bad Reviews!

Specifically, the Rush Hour filmmaker named review aggregate site Rotten Tomatoes as the "destruction" of the movie biz!

Speaking at the Sun Valley Film Festival last weekend, the 47-year-old said reducing hundreds of reviews from print and online sources into a bite-sized aggregate score has become a poisonous and even inaccurate method.

He explained:

"The worst thing that we have in today's movie culture is Rotten Tomatoes. I think it's the destruction of our business. I have such respect and admiration for film criticism. When I was growing up film criticism was a real art. And there was intellect that went into that. And you would read Pauline's Kael's reviews, or some others, and that doesn't exist anymore. Now it's about a number. A compounded number of how many positives vs. negatives. Now it's about, 'What's your Rotten Tomatoes score?'"

Ratner, whose company RatPac Entertainment co-financed Batman vs. Superman: Dawn of Justice, claimed the superhero movie's low Rotten Tomatoes score "put a cloud over a movie that was incredibly successful."

Related: This Will Change The Way You Watch Netflix FOREVER!

The 2016 blockbuster was a disappointment with critics, landing a 27 percent on the-site-that-shall-not-be-named. It did gross nearly $900 million worldwide because... Batman v Superman... but with its inflated budget was something of a disappointment for Warner Bros.

Ratner continued to say the popular review site is hurting studios because the almighty Tomatometer is "not always correct." He added:

"It's just insane, it's hurting the business, it's getting people to not see a movie. In Middle America it's, 'Oh, it's a low Rotten Tomatoes score so I'm not going to go see it because it must suck.' But that number is an aggregate and one that nobody can figure out exactly what it means, and it's not always correct. I've seen some great movies with really abysmal Rotten Tomatoes scores. What's sad is film criticism has disappeared. It's really sad."

You know what else is sad? Most of Batman v Superman -- which is why most critics hated it! Still, audiences should also make sure to form their own opinions, as some titles have won audiences over despite being panned by the professionals.

Cult classics with low Rotten Tomatoes scores include Wet Hot American Summer (32 percent), Drop Dead Gorgeous (44 percent), Hocus Pocus (30 percent), The First Wives Club (39 percent), and Space Jam (35 percent).

Related: Did Ben Affleck's Rehab Stint Affect His Role In The Batman?

But it looks like Rotten Tomatoes doesn't necessarily disagree with Ratner's philosophy. Vice President Jeff Voris responded to the director's remarks with a statement of his own, telling EW:

"At Rotten Tomatoes, we completely agree that film criticism is valuable and important, and we're making it easier than it has ever been for fans to access potentially hundreds of professional reviews for a given film or TV show in one place. The Tomatometer score, which is the percentage of positive reviews published by professional critics, has become a useful decision-making tool for fans, but we believe it's just a starting point for them to begin discussing, debating and sharing their own opinions."

That's a fresh thought right there!

Reviews should be a starting point for fans getting a taste for the films that look interesting to them. Because despite getting a fresh RT score of 67 percent, audiences still hated Brett Ratner's Tower Heist.

Do YOU think Rotten Tomatoes is ruining Hollywood? Cast your votes (below)!

[Image via Rotten Tomatoes/WENN.]

Fifth Harmony's Lauren Jauregui Stars In 'Sensual' 'Coming Out' Photo Shoot With Ex-GF Lucy Vives!

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 03:36 PM PDT

So stunning!

As you may already be aware, Fifth Harmony's Lauren Jauregui came out as bisexual last year -- and even though she's since split from ex-girlfriend Lucy Vives, the two sure do make some pretty pictures together!

For the collection called Bare With Me, Malibu-based photographer Nicole Cartolano said the former flames had insane chemistry on set.

Related: Camila Cabello Explains Why She'll Never Talk About Her Love Life

The artist told MTV News:

"Both girls trusted me to photograph them together as sort of a coming-out, but they were nervous how their families would respond and the publicity they'd attract, especially from the Latin American community. 'Bare With Me' is a compromise which allowed us to describe what Lauren called 'love in the 21st century.' We felt like the way that these photographs are presented are very disarming, sensual, and empowering all at once. And they're not provocative or with ill intent. ... It was important to use their voices to show the world that this is OK, this is acceptable, in the gentlest way possible."

Adding:

"You could tell that they've been best friends for a very long time. They've known each other since high school. And they dated on and off for a few years. So they're good friends over everything else."

Without further ado, ch-ch-check out some snaps from the steamy photo shoot (below)!

Dress: @wowcouture_usa 📷: @wildflyme_ (this is film ps she's a G) 💃🏻: @kasstagramaA post shared by laurenjauregui (@laurenjauregui) on Mar 22, 2017 at 12:28am PDT

It's 4:30 am and jet lag 📷: @wildflyme_ 👗: @kasstagramaA post shared by laurenjauregui (@laurenjauregui) on Mar 22, 2017 at 12:38pm PDT

2016 Wildflyme's most loco adventure| Muses: @lucyvives @laurenjauregui | Styling: @kasstagrama |#35mm #unretouched #wildflyme #nicolecartolanoA post shared by Nicole Cartolano (@wildflyme_) on Mar 22, 2017 at 12:59am PDT

Bare With Me @lucyvives | Styling: @kasstagrama | #unretouched #35mm #bayou #wistful #legend #wildflyme #nicolecartolanoA post shared by Nicole Cartolano (@wildflyme_) on Mar 22, 2017 at 11:02am PDT

• down in the bayou, we don't fuck with strangers. • crispy #unretouched and #35mm you know who it is that came down to the deep, swampy south with a plethora of expired film, massive cameras n a story that unfolded like the days that pass us by ~ the women behind it all : @wildflyme_ @kasstagrama tap to see where n how we can both rock these shorts ~ feliz primavera mis amores💛A post shared by lucia vives (@lucyvives) on Mar 22, 2017 at 12:47pm PDT

I am so excited to share these two beauties @lucyvives and @laurenjauregui from our Bayou shoot in late 2016 ✨ What a magical time this was! *All photos are live on my website under editorial tab, www.kasseyrich.com* 📷 @wildflyme_ 👗 me Tap for tagsA post shared by Keeping It Kassey (@kasstagrama) on Mar 22, 2017 at 12:06pm PDT

@lucyvives & @laurenjauregui Wearing @americanapparelusa @kendallandkylie @lulus @meundies @dolcevita @nissajewelry Photo by @wildflyme_ Styled by meA post shared by Keeping It Kassey (@kasstagrama) on Mar 22, 2017 at 4:15pm PDT

And you can see the full project HERE!

Beautiful!

[Image via Nicole Cartolano.]

WAIT — Did LeAnn Rimes Really Hire Someone To Bully Brandi Glanville??

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 03:18 PM PDT

So it sounds like Leann Rimes' and Brandi Glanville's truce is over?

It turns out the duo have unfollowed each other on Instagram, and it's being reported that there's a really shady reason why!

The Dirty is saying the songstress allegedly hired a convicted felon to "troll" her husband Eddie Cibrian's ex-wife by harassing and stalking her. Uhh, what??

Related: Are Shannen Doherty & Holly Marie Combs Feuding?

It's obviously hard to say how true these out-there allegations are, but according to Bullyville.com's James McGibney, there's some seriously shady stuff going on:

"Brandon King is a convicted felon who was hired by the Spina Law Firm out of New Jersey. We heard through some back channels that the Spina law firm hired Brandon to troll celebrities online. Until I got my hands on that transcript, it was pretty hard to prove that he worked for them... This guy is the worst of the worst. (An) alleged child abuser, alleged woman abuser, alleged convicted felon, etc……why on earth would Leann Rimes hire someone like this?"

The Dirty also provided a transcript of the court documents confirming Brandon does work for the Spina Law Firm, though the document explicitly has him stating:

"I have a contract with Leanna Rhimes, too."

Yes, the spelling is off, so who knows what's actually going on there.

But earlier in the document, Brandon confirms his previous work trolling celebs:

"I used to do something that was -- I would identify what they would call 'troll accounts' for celebrities, and I'm just real good at it. So that's how it initially started. And then it spread mouth of word -- word of mouth through that and people started contacting me asking me for help. And then a law firm approached me and said, hey, are you interested in creating a business out of this. And I said, well, yeah, sure. And then so they went headlong into creating a business for me out of it."

He also names Joanna Krupa as a client, which is interesting because she's also known to be feuding with Brandi.

If all of this true, then this is just crazy!!

We'll let you know if there are any updates of if either of these ladies speak out!

What are U thinking, Perezcious readers??

[Image via Charlie Steffens/Mario Mitsis/WENN.]

Our Toddler President Got To Play In A Big Boy Truck Today — Twitter Reacts!

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 02:59 PM PDT

It's so crazy that a five-year-old child trapped inside of a 70-year-old's body can be President! Never stop chasing your dreams, y'all!

Donald Trump had quite the playtime on Thursday when he met with truckers and industry CEOs regarding healthcare -- and of course he was sure not to miss a photo op as he hopped behind the wheel of an 18-wheeler, pretending to drive and honking the horn.

THIS is the person we put in charge of our nuclear codes. Just a friendly reminder.

Related: Adorable Puppies To Help You Get Through All Of Trump's Bullshit!

Anyway, Twitter had a field day with Drumpf's latest antics, which you just gotta see (below)!!

Send prayers.

[Image via AP Images.]

Prepare To Die Of Cuteness From These Dream Kardashian Videos!

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 02:25 PM PDT

Serious cute overload!

Blac Chyna is determined to kill us with cuteness by sharing multiple videos of daughter Dream Kardashian.

Related: Scott Disick Says Rob Kardashian Is 'Really Positive'

The clips posted to Snapchat on Wednesday show a polka dot onesie-clad Dream drooling and attempting to blow bubbles with her mouth.

So adorable!!!

Check 'em out (below)!

😍😩❤️️she sooo cuteA post shared by blacchyna snapchats (@blacchynasnapchats) on Mar 22, 2017 at 2:47pm PDT

A post shared by blacchyna snapchats (@blacchynasnapchats) on Mar 22, 2017 at 2:56pm PDT

A post shared by blacchyna snapchats (@blacchynasnapchats) on Mar 22, 2017 at 3:04pm PDT

What an absolute doll!

[Image via Instagram.]

Iggy Azalea's New Song Is Out And Perez Says….

Posted: 23 Mar 2017 02:20 PM PDT

It's a flop! My instincts were right!!

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