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Carrie Underwood Is Reportedly Pregnant With Twins!
Moses Farrow Shares HIS Side Of Woody Allen Accusation, Claims Mother Mia Farrow Was The Real Child Abuser — And Dylan Responds!
Twitter SLAMS Jason Bateman For Defending Jeffrey Tambor In Same Interview Where Jessica Walter Cries Over Verbal Harassment Claims
Did Jenelle Evans Finally Go Too Far For MTV?? Source Says She 'Could Be Fired' From Teen Mom 2!
Former Bachelorette Meredith Phillips Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted & Drugged During Filming
Victoria Beckham Gives Her Take On Meghan Markle, The Dress, & What Made This Royal Wedding Better Than The Last!
Kim Kardashian Has A Special Playroom For Her Kids So They Don't Ruin Her 'White Furniture'!
Fuck R. Kelly! The Singer Says 'It's Too Late' To Mute Or Accuse Him Of Sexual Misconduct
Check Out Retta's Hilarious Story About Taylor Swift Cutting Her In The Golden Globes Bathroom Line!
Ariana Grande Exposes Mac Miller! Khloe Kardashian Wedding News!! Defending Tomi Lahren! AND…

Carrie Underwood Is Reportedly Pregnant With Twins!

Posted: 23 May 2018 07:42 PM PDT

Baby #2 AND #3?? Perhaps!

According to Life & Style on Wednesday, Carrie Underwood and husband Mike Fisher -- who share 3-year-old son Isaiah Michael -- are reportedly expecting twins!

The insider revealed:

"One of her friends let it slip... Carrie's wanted a little sister for Isaiah ever since he was born — so she'd have to be ecstatic with the news of two. There's no doubt that Carrie and Mike would spoil the girls rotten!"

In November 2017, the Before He Cheats singer "took a hard fall" outside of her house where she broke her wrist, and had to receive over 40 stitches to her face.

If the baby news is actually true, congrats to Carrie and Mike!

[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]

Moses Farrow Shares HIS Side Of Woody Allen Accusation, Claims Mother Mia Farrow Was The Real Child Abuser — And Dylan Responds!

Posted: 23 May 2018 06:29 PM PDT

Wow. This is quite a different story.

Woody Allen doesn't have many defenders these days, but one voice speaking out may carry a lot of weight -- someone who was there the day of the crime for which he's accused.

Moses Farrow, son of Woody and Mia Farrow, has only briefly spoken out about this in the past, but now he's written his own account online, one he says he hopes will dispel the "inaccurate and misleading attacks" on his father.

Photos: Stars Who Have Spoken Out Against — Or Defended — Working With Woody Allen!

He writes:

"I was present for everything that transpired in our house before, during, and after the alleged event. Now that the public hysteria of earlier this year has died down a little and I have some hope that the truth can get a fair hearing, I want to share my story."

Moses, who was 14 at the time, says Mia had warned him and his two younger siblings, Dylan and Satchel (whom you know these days as Ronan Farrow), not to let Woody out of their sight during that afternoon visit:

"She was understandably furious: seven months earlier she had learned that he was in an intimate relationship with my 21-year-old sister Soon-Yi, after discovering Polaroids of her in Woody's apartment. For months now, she had been drilling it into our heads like a mantra: Woody was "evil," "a monster," "the devil," and Soon-Yi was "dead to us." This was the constant refrain, whether or not Woody was around. (So often did she repeat it that Satchel would announce to one of our nannies, "My sister is fucking my father." He had just turned four.) My mother was our only source of information about Woody – and she was extremely convincing."

Moses says Mia actually said Woody was an "excellent father" until she found out about Soon-Yi, at which point "everything changed."

But he claims it was actually Mia's suggestion that Woody get to know her adult adopted daughter (not his relation in any legal or blood way, clarifies Moses) that brought them together:

"Woody and Soon-Yi rarely even spoke during her childhood. It was my mother who first suggested, when Soon-Yi was 20, that Woody reach out and spend time with her. He agreed and started taking her to Knicks games. That's how their romance started. Yes, it was unorthodox, uncomfortable, disruptive to our family and it hurt my mother terribly. But the relationship itself was not nearly as devastating to our family as my mother's insistence on making this betrayal the center of all our lives from then on."

But Moses goes on to claim there were issues before that relationship began.

He points not to Woody but to Mia as the alleged source of abuse!

In a brief history of the dysfunction in his family, he expounds:

"There were numerous alcohol-fueled arguments between her parents, and Mia told me that she was the victim of attempted molestation within her own family. Her brother, my uncle John, who visited us many times when we were young, is currently in prison on a conviction of multiple child molestation charges. (My mother has never publicly commented on this or expressed concern about his victims.) My uncle Patrick and his family would often come by, but those visits could end abruptly as Mia and Patrick would often wind up arguing. Patrick would commit suicide in 2009."

He also touches on Mia's unspoken earlier years:

"My mother, of course, had her own darkness. She married 50-year-old Frank Sinatra when she was only 21. After they divorced, she moved in to live with her close friend Dory Previn and her husband André. When my mother became pregnant by André, the Previns' marriage broke up, leading to Dory's institutionalization. It was never spoken of in our home, of course, and not even known to me until a few years ago. But, as I look at it – as a licensed therapist as well as an eyewitness – it's easy to see the seeds of dysfunction that would flourish within our own home."

All that serves as background to set up Moses' accusations of straight up child abuse against Mia!

He writes:

"I'm sure my mother had good intentions in adopting children with disabilities from the direst of circumstances, but the reality inside our walls was very different. It pains me to recall instances in which I witnessed siblings, some blind or physically disabled, dragged down a flight of stairs to be thrown into a bedroom or a closet, then having the door locked from the outside. She even shut my brother Thaddeus, paraplegic from polio, in an outdoor shed overnight as punishment for a minor transgression."

He says he wasn't spared either:

"Once, when I was given a new pair of jeans, I thought they would look cool if I cut off a couple of the belt loops. When Mia saw what I had done, she spanked me repeatedly and had me remove all my clothing, saying, "You're not deserving of any clothes" and making me stand naked in the corner of her room, in front of my older siblings who had just returned from dinner with their father André."

Moses says Soon-Yi got it most often:

"When Soon-Yi was young, Mia once threw a large porcelain centerpiece at her head. Luckily it missed, but the shattered pieces hit her legs. Years later, Mia beat her with a telephone receiver."

Moses' most shocking accusation comes next -- that Mia was the cause of his sister's Tam's suicide:

"Most media sources claim my sister Tam died of "heart failure" at the age of 21. In fact, Tam struggled with depression for much of her life, a situation exacerbated by my mother refusing to get her help, insisting that Tam was just "moody." One afternoon in 2000, after one final fight with Mia, which ended with my mother leaving the house, Tam committed suicide by overdosing on pills. My mother would tell others that the drug overdose was accidental, saying that Tam, who was blind, didn't know which pills she was taking. But Tam had both an ironclad memory and sense of spatial recognition. And, of course, blindness didn't impair her ability to count."

He says his brother Thaddeus witnessed the fight firsthand and told him about it -- before he also committed suicide two years ago.

This is all horrifying behavior if true.

But the abuse Moses says he went through leads directly to his version of the accusations against Woody:

"Fighting back was not a viable option. One summer day, Mia accused me of leaving the curtains closed in the TV room. They had been drawn the day before when Dylan and Satchel were watching a movie. She insisted that I had closed them and left them that way. Her friend Casey had come over to visit and while they were in the kitchen, my mother insisted I had shut the curtains. At that point, I couldn't take it anymore and I lost it, yelling, "You're lying!" She shot me a look and took me into the bathroom next to the TV room. She hit me uncontrollably all over my body. She slapped me, pushed me backwards and hit me on my chest, shouting, "How dare you say I'm a liar in front of my friend. You're the pathological liar." I was defeated, deflated, beaten and beaten down. Mia had stripped me of my voice and my sense of self. It was clear that if I stepped even slightly outside her carefully crafted reality, she would not tolerate it. It was an upbringing that made me, paradoxically, both fiercely loyal and obedient to her, as well as deeply afraid."

Moses goes on to give his account of the afternoon -- and claims what Dylan now says couldn't possibly have happened:

"As the "man of the house" that day, I had promised to keep an eye out for any trouble, and I was doing just that. I remember where Woody sat in the TV room, and I can picture where Dylan and Satchel were. Not that everybody stayed glued to the same spot, but I deliberately made sure to note everyone's coming and going. I do remember that Woody would leave the room on occasion, but never with Dylan. He would wander into another room to make a phone call, read the paper, use the bathroom, or step outside to get some air and walk around the large pond on the property.

Along with five kids, there were three adults in the house, all of whom had been told for months what a monster Woody was. None of us would have allowed Dylan to step away with Woody, even if he tried. Casey's nanny, Alison, would later claim that she walked into the TV room and saw Woody kneeling on the floor with his head in Dylan's lap on the couch. Really? With all of us in there? And if she had witnessed that, why wouldn't she have said something immediately to our nanny Kristi? (I also remember some discussion of this act perhaps taking place on the staircase that led to Mia's room. Again, this would have been in full view of anyone who entered the living room, assuming Woody managed to walk off with Dylan in the first place.) The narrative had to be changed since the only place for anyone to commit an act of depravity in private would have been in a small crawl space off my mother's upstairs bedroom. By default, the attic became the scene of the alleged assault.

In her widely-circulated 2014 open letter in The New York Times, the adult Dylan suddenly seemed to remember every moment of the alleged assault, writing, "He told me to lay on my stomach and play with my brother's electric train set. Then he sexually assaulted me. He talked to me while he did it, whispering that I was a good girl, that this was our secret, promising that we'd go to Paris and I'd be a star in his movies. I remember staring at that toy train, focusing on it as it traveled in its circle around the attic. To this day, I find it difficult to look at toy trains."

It's a precise and compelling narrative, but there's a major problem: there was no electric train set in that attic. There was, in fact, no way for kids to play up there, even if we had wanted to. It was an unfinished crawl space, under a steeply-angled gabled roof, with exposed nails and floorboards, billows of fiberglass insulation, filled with mousetraps and droppings and stinking of mothballs, and crammed with trunks full of hand-me-down clothes and my mother's old wardrobes.

The idea that the space could possibly have accommodated a functioning electric train set, circling around the attic, is ridiculous. One of my brothers did have an elaborate model train set, but it was set up in the boys' room, a converted garage on the first floor. (Maybe that was the train set my sister thinks she remembers?) Now, whenever I hear Dylan making a public statement about what allegedly happened to her that day when she was barely seven, I can only think of that imaginary train set, which she never brought up during the original investigation or custody hearing. Did somebody suggest to the adult Dylan that such a specific detail would make her story more credible? Or does she really believe she remembers this train "circling around the attic" the same way she says she remembers Woody's whispered promises of trips to Paris and movie stardom (kind of odd enticements to offer a 7-year-old, rather than a new toy or a doll)? And all this apparently took place while those of us who promised to have our eyes trained on Woody were downstairs, seemingly oblivious to what was happening right above our heads?

Eventually, my mother returned with Casey and her newest adoptees, Tam and baby Isaiah. There were no complaints by the nannies, and nothing odd about Dylan's behavior. In fact, Woody and Mia went out to dinner that night. After dinner, they returned to Frog Hollow and Woody stayed over in a downstairs bedroom – with, apparently, no abnormal behavior by Dylan, and no negative reports from any of the grown-ups."

Moses' own theory based on what he witnessed is that Mia coached young Dylan until she didn't know what was true anymore -- a truly disturbing claim.

He also responds to the public perception that Woody has "gotten a pass" all these years, pointing out there was indeed a lengthy investigation -- one which cleared his father and fit his memory of his mother:

"At the time, of course, I knew nothing about the six-month criminal investigation conducted by the Child Sexual Abuse Clinic of the Yale/New Haven Hospital, ordered by the Connecticut state police. But since this allegation was renewed a few years ago, I've seen the results of that investigation. It specifically concluded that "Dylan was not abused by Mr. Allen," that her statements had a "rehearsed quality" and that they were "likely coached or influenced by her mother." Those conclusions perfectly match my own childhood experience: coaching, influencing, and rehearsing are three words that sum up exactly how my mother tried to raise us. I know that Dylan has recently referred to this brainwashing theory as "spin" by our father – but it was nothing of the sort. It was not only the conclusion reached by a state-ordered investigation, it was the reality of life in our household."

You can read Moses' full account HERE.

People reached out to Dylan for her response to her brother's side. In a statement, she calls it "an attempt to deflect from a credible allegation made by an adult woman, by trying to impugn my mother who has only ever been supportive of me and my siblings."

She says:

"It's easily disproven, contradicts years of his own statements, is beyond hurtful to me personally, and is part of a larger effort to discredit and distract from my assault," she continued. "My brother is a troubled person. I'm so sorry he's doing this."

Is Moses at all credible here? His story is so different from Dylan's! Could Mia Farrow really be guilty of abuse??

Let us know what you think in the comments (below)!

[Image via Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/Ivan Nikolov/WENN.]

Twitter SLAMS Jason Bateman For Defending Jeffrey Tambor In Same Interview Where Jessica Walter Cries Over Verbal Harassment Claims

Posted: 23 May 2018 06:06 PM PDT

On Wednesday, the New York Times published its interview with the cast of Arrested Development where Jason Bateman defends Jeffrey Tambor's alleged temperamental behavior, and Jessica Walter cries over his alleged verbal abuse on the set of their show.

(In a previous interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Tambor had brought up a "blowout" he had with Walter.)

In this Q&A with The Times -- which also included cast members David Cross, Tony Hale, Alia Shawkat, and Will Arnett -- Bateman seemed to justify his TV dad's "temper" after being asked how likely the cast would be to hire someone with admitted anger issues.

The 49-year-old said:

"Again, not to belittle it or excuse it or anything, but in the entertainment industry it is incredibly common to have people who are, in quotes, 'difficult.'... And when you're in a privileged position to hire people, or have an influence in who does get hired, you make phone calls… And you learn about character and you learn about work habits, work ethics, and you start to understand… It's a weird thing, and it is a breeding ground for atypical behavior and certain people have certain processes."

Then, Walter -- "through tears" according the publication -- revealed the alleged verbal abuse she experienced from Tambor:

"Let me just say one thing that I just realized in this conversation... I have to let go of being angry at him. He never crossed the line on our show, with any, you know, sexual whatever. Verbally, yes, he harassed me, but he did apologize. I have to let it go. And I have to give you [Tambor] a chance to, you know, for us to be friends again… But it's hard because honestly — Jason says this happens all the time. In like almost 60 years of working, I've never had anybody yell at me like that on a set. And it's hard to deal with, but I'm over it now. I just let it go right here, for The New York Times."

Earlier in the interview, Tambor said he had "profusely... apologized" to her, and even called her "a walking acting lesson." Walter also says she would not have brought it up had Tambor not already done so and that she'd worked with him again in a heartbeat.

As we reported in February, Tambor was fired from Transparent after he was accused of sexual harassment on the set in November 2017. He denies all the allegations.

In early May, Netflix confirmed that Tambor will appear in season 5 of Arrested Development.

After the New York Times piece went viral, social media users SLAMMED Bateman's "loyalty" towards Tambor, while revering "beloved" Walters.

Read all the reactions (below):

Jessica Walter actually cries in this interview about how terrible Jeffrey Tambor was to her and her male co-stars go to extraordinary lengths to comfort and defend...Tambor. FFS. https://t.co/1bv4JHesW2
— Marin Cogan (@marincogan) May 23, 2018

Minimizing and normalizing everyday abuse is how we got to the moment we're in right now. Changing the culture requires more than firing a few men. It requires asking why Jason Bateman feels the need to imply that verbal abuse is just something *everyone* does on set
— Emma Gray (@emmaladyrose) May 23, 2018

At best Jason Bateman's loyalty has made him tone deaf. At worst he's showing an abuser's justification for abusive behaviour.

In between those two extremes is a truly w o e f u l underestimation of how beloved Jessica Walter is by the rest of us
— Nutella Enchanted (@chrisopotamia) May 23, 2018

Nobody should care what Jason Bateman has to say about the way Jeffrey Tambor treated Jessica Walter.

EVERYBODY should care what Jessica Walter has to say about the way she was treated by Jeffrey Tambor.
— Gord Macey (@GordMacey) May 23, 2018

Three trans women have accused Jeffrey Tambor of inappropriate sexual behavior and on set conduct; Jessica Walter has accused him of screaming at her in a way she's never experienced in 60 years but Jason Bateman, Tony Hale, Will Arnett and David Cross are too ready to defend him
— Stuart Ross (@WStuartross) May 23, 2018

It just drives me up the wall to see Jason Bateman and David Cross trip over themselves to defend Jeffrey Tambor over an incident that they weren't the target of, when Jessica Walter is sitting right there
— Ostrich (@flickeringICE) May 23, 2018

I was very excited to watch the new season but this is inexcusable and I'm so disappointed in jason bateman and david cross in particular.
— tatiana tenreyro (@tatianatenreyro) May 23, 2018

[Image via Dave Bedrosian/Future Image/WENN.]

Did Jenelle Evans Finally Go Too Far For MTV?? Source Says She 'Could Be Fired' From Teen Mom 2!

Posted: 23 May 2018 04:19 PM PDT

Jenelle Evans has never not been mired in controversy, but now it seems MTV may be ready to sever ties!

For weeks now she's taken the side of new husband David Eason as he was kicked to the curb by the network for his homophobia.

And earlier this month the Teen Mom star allegedly pulled a gun on another motorist in a road rage incident -- while her 8-year-old son, Jace, was in the car!

Photos: Teen Mom Stars — Then & Now!

Most recently her fellow TM2 stars Kailyn Lowry, Chelsea Houska, and Leah Messer threatened to quit of her (and Briana DeJesus') antics! We guess MTV figures better to lose one star than three.

A source told Us Weekly it could go either way as Jenelle "remains on very, very thin ice with MTV and could be fired from the show."

Apparently the network's final straw may be Jenelle refusing to join the rest of the cast for the reunion this past weekend.

The insider said MTV was forced to make concessions for Jenelle, who "will be interviewed this week for the Teen Mom reunion since she refused to go to New York City for filming."

Sounds like she's probably in violation of her employment contract to us!

Moving on to the unemployed, the recently fired David Eason may want to be filmed, but it sounds like it's a hard pass from the network.

"Jenelle's husband won't be interviewed since he was fired from the show. David has expressed interest in sitting down with Dr. Drew Pinksy but at this point, who knows if that will happen."

Will Jenelle make it right? Or take another step onto that ice with her hubby?

What do YOU think??

[Image via Instagram.]

Former Bachelorette Meredith Phillips Claims She Was Sexually Assaulted & Drugged During Filming

Posted: 23 May 2018 03:56 PM PDT

In a podcast interview with Reality Steve published on Wednesday, Bachelorette season two star Meredith Phillips says she was drugged and sexually assaulted by a masseuse while filming the hit ABC show.

According to the former Bachelor contestant, a producer allegedly hired a female masseuse to give her a massage, and that woman allegedly gave her a pill that she thought was Tylenol.

The reality TV starlet explained:

"She was hired to give me a massage and she said, 'I'm going to give you a pill.' I just assumed it was an aspirin or something to loosen up my back or a Tylenol or something and it wasn't that, that's for sure. The last thing I remember is she got naked and she was in the tub with me rubbing my back and rubbing areas that probably she shouldn't have. Then I was put in bed. I woke up naked. Don't remember a lot. I wasn't even drinking."

Although she kept quiet in hopes of protecting the franchise, Meredith couldn't stay mum any longer.

"Normally I wouldn't really talk about this but I'm going to tell you because it's bothered me for years."

Phillips added:

"This is hard for me to talk about... I think I've put it somewhere else in my brain so when you bring this up, it's definitely right there in the forefront as we're speaking. I remember everything until a certain point and when the pill kicked in I literally couldn't even move my body, so I have no idea what the pill was at all."

The former TV personality said she tried to deal with the situation, but didn't speak about it until later (though she didn't specify when.)

"I felt violated so I didn't know what to say or how to say it. I mean, how do you bring that up?"

She contends that most of the crew didn't know a masseuse was hired to give her a treatment.

At the end of her 2004 season, she picked Ian McKee, though they called off their engagement the next year.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, ABC and franchise producers Warner Bros. Television did not comment on the allegations when reached.

[Image via Craig Sjodin/ABC.]

Victoria Beckham Gives Her Take On Meghan Markle, The Dress, & What Made This Royal Wedding Better Than The Last!

Posted: 23 May 2018 03:40 PM PDT

Victoria Beckham may not have smiled during the entire Royal Wedding, but that doesn't mean she didn't enjoy it!

She and hubby David Beckham were two of the illustrious A-list guests at the 600-person event.

And while others were disappointed at no Spice Girls reunion performance, Posh herself told the Evening Standard she had a wonderful time:

"It was such a beautiful, incredible wedding. It was just the best day. They looked so happy and everybody was just so happy for them."

So what does she think of Meghan Markle? She complimented the new Duchess, saying:

"Meghan seems like a genuinely lovely woman who really loves him. It felt very real, very honest."

After reportedly spending some time with the couple at the reception and after-after-party, Victoria is a good source for that indeed!

But does she agree with Katy Perry that the wedding dress was not quite right? No way!

"I thought she looked absolutely beautiful. It really suited her. I thought it was perfect for her. And Harry looked great."

As for her own outfit, she was pretty easy to please. She quipped:

"Quite honestly, it was such a relief not to be hugely pregnant at this royal wedding that it was a joy to be able to choose anything I wanted to wear."

LOLz! Fans couldn't help but notice she wore almost the exact same color she had at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding (though obviously not maternity wear this time around). She said:

"I love a bit of navy. The dress is one of my favorites: it isn't in store until November, but we've had so many inquiries about it that I'm seeing whether I can bring it forward. "

So if you were into Posh's Royal Wedding look (above), you're in luck!

[Image via John Rainford/Rocky/WENN.]

Kim Kardashian Has A Special Playroom For Her Kids So They Don't Ruin Her 'White Furniture'!

Posted: 23 May 2018 03:22 PM PDT

Life is good when your mom is Kim Kardashian!

On Wednesday, the KUWTK star wrote a blog post on her website where she reveals that her kids -- North, Saint, and Chicago West -- have a special room in their $20 million Hidden Hills house where they can "run wild."

The 37-year-old explained:

"Our home decor taste tends to be minimal and modern but the kids' playroom is the one room in the house where I let them run wild."

In the playroom, the kids are allowed to express their creativity WITHOUT ruining mommy and daddy's expensive "white furniture"!

"That's where all the markers, paints and colors are... By the time they're done there, they have no desire to take a pen to our white furniture, lol!"

In late April, fans got a rare glimpse inside Kimye's house when Kanye West tweeted pics to prove he is NOT in "The Sunken Place." As seen here:

do this look like the sunken place 😂 pic.twitter.com/ixzKnaaaSy
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018

🔥 pic.twitter.com/lT5VLNM0Kb
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018

more tweets from the sunken place 😂 pic.twitter.com/nJQdQ2aVKn
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) April 25, 2018

In a tongue-in-cheek response, Kim revealed KUWTK is NOT allowed to shoot in her mansion!

Ummm babe. We had a rule to not show our home on social media! Soooo can we now allow KUWTK filming in the home? 🤔😂 https://t.co/bUMAn29K5K
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) April 25, 2018

Lifestyles of the rich and famous!

[Image via Kim Kardashian/Instagram.]

Fuck R. Kelly! The Singer Says 'It's Too Late' To Mute Or Accuse Him Of Sexual Misconduct

Posted: 23 May 2018 03:01 PM PDT

R. Kelly thinks he's untouchable.

We're sad to report that despite the #MeToo movement's efforts to #MuteRKelly, his streaming numbers on Spotify are actually up. UGH!!

In a Facebook video that has recently surfaced, the controversial singer can be heard saying that it's "too late" to stop his career.

The 51-year-old says in his speech:

"I got a million motherfuckers hatin' me, or 40 billion motherfuckers lovin' me, you know what I'm sayin'? And I'mma tell you somethin'. I'mma take this musical shit, and I'mma inject these motherfuckers with this musical, beautiful shit."

His rant continues:

"You don't understand. I am handcuffed, like a lot of you motherfuckers, I'm handcuffed by my destiny. It's too late, they shoulda did this shit thirty years ago. It's too late. The music has been injected into the world. Ok? I hired my motherfuckin' self."

Ugh. Watch his full toast (below):

GTFO!!

[Image via Instagram.]

Check Out Retta's Hilarious Story About Taylor Swift Cutting Her In The Golden Globes Bathroom Line!

Posted: 23 May 2018 02:41 PM PDT

Treat yo' self -- when it's your turn, that is!

In her upcoming memoir, So Close to Being the Sh*t, Y'all Don't Even Know, Retta talks a lot about her interactions with bigger celebs on her way up.

Idris Elba is super hot in person, Michael Fassbender is super hot for black women, stuff like that.

Video: Sadly, Idris Is Now Engaged To Girlfriend Sabrina Dhowre!

But according to a new feature on the Parks and Recreation star in Vulture, the best story is about the time she was standing in line for the bathroom after downing too much champagne at the 2014 Golden Globes -- and Taylor Swift apparently tried to cut her place in line!

She regales the reader:

"We're standing there forever in line, standing in line, moving up, moving up, and I was next. I was looking off to the left, and I see Taylor walk past. I yelled 'Taylor!'

She turns around and was like, 'Oh, were you next?'

I was like, 'Was I? We was standing in this together for like 15 minutes. Bitch, you know I was next,' and I walk past her and went to the bathroom."

Ha! Amazing!

Retta may be starring on Good Girls now, but she is not one to mess with when she's full of Moët & Chandon!

She told Vulture the lawyers for her publisher were iffy on a story that makes the traditionally litigious A-lister look bad:

"The lawyer was like okay, how can we work this because [Swift] may be like, 'That never fucking happened.' It did because I told the story the minute I came out of the bathroom, and I've been telling it ever since. It was pretty fucking funny to me."

Still, there is one retaliation for the book she sounds like she's hoping for: